ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
