He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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