Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
A+ Viking dick
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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