you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Michael Bay diarrhea
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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