Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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