Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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