I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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