we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
