What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think my moral compass just broke
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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