well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
