I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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