the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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