And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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