First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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