It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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