You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I supernannyed him into submission
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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