Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
