would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
are you so shy because you have an std?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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