i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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