Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
