my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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