It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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