Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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