I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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