you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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