You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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