You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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