i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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