Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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