Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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