my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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