Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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