D3 body, D1 cock
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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