Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
