Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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