just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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