You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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