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I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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