YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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