i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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