bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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