I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Randomize
