My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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