Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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