any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How does one acquire holy water?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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