Sponge bath it is.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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