Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
