I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found your dick twin last night
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize