So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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