wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
