i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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