Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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