why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
