whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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