Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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