at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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