It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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