Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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